Q!Slimecicle Quotes!
Literally all of them! Because I'm insane.
(Proper references will be added at a later date.)
The Quotes!
"Argentina is my favorite state!"-Day 1 [42]"It was hard for [Mariana] to find the time to be a part-time mother since he had a prior commitment of being a full-time bitch" [43]“You never make noises like that with me man, what the hell.”-To Mariana after he fell, Day 13 [44]"You're giving back the pictures we took..?"-To Flippa, Day 15 [45]"I'm seeing the Devil everywhere I go, and for once I don't mean your mother."-Day 15"I don't wanna know how far that fat fucking schnoz of yours was down her throat, okay?!"-Referring to Foolish and Mariana, Day 16 [46]"Now, in front of your ex, full tongue-out. Let's do it...and you're gonna watch."-Day 16 [47]Foolish: "Listen, I'm over [Mariana], okay??" Charlie: "Yeah, and probably under him too!"-Day 16 [48]Foolish: "You're hearing, but you're not listening." Charlie: "[Well], he does speak spanish."-Day 16 [49]“Kids in the crate grow up great[,] that’s what my dad used to say.”-Day 17 [50]"Juanaflippa...has lost her mother. Not in [a] tragic way, just in a 'she won't fucking show up 'cause she's busy streaming Resident Evil 4' way."-Day 18 [51]"You wanna take a three-day long nap, is that what I'm seeing?"-After Jesus builds a cross in his home, Day 18 [52]“Well Juanaflippa, this is where my son died. But my daughter though? She just hit, the biggest fuckin' water-drop I’ve ever seen!”-Day 18 [53]“If you see my bitch wife, tell her that I said Juanaflippa’s life is better without her.”-Day 18, to chat [54]Mariana: “Smells like a bitch” Charlie: “Rare for you to sense your own whorish musk”-Day 19 [55]“happy easter everyone except my wife”-Day 19 [56]"Check the vods because I made a deal with an angel for an extra life and if Juana flippa ain’t rising again and stepping out of a cave after 3 days like Jesus Christ on Easter, I will be going on a warpath the likes of which no man, woman, or huevo has ever seen."-On Twitter [57]“I am going to kill so many people that I DDOS the afterlife until they give her back”-On Twitter [58]"...I tricked him into having sex with me so I could attach a baby monitor to him in secret!"-Day 20 [59]"How do I make mines...Oh! That's easier than I anticipated!"-Day 20[60]"I’m not holding a fucking funeral chat because she's not dead!"-Day 20 [61]"Yeah I...I think she'd understand. She'd understand what I'm about to do."-Day 20 [62]"I have nothing to lose!"-Day 20 [63]"I don't want justice, I just want my daughter back."[64]
"and to kill my wife"[65]-On Twitter"This is the biggest court case of my life. There will be justice for my minecraft daughter. No matter the cost."-On Twitter [66]“The suit looks good on you, okay?”-Day 22 [67]“You may be a bitch wife, but you’re still my bitch wife for now.”-Day 22 [68]“May my lawyer please proceed to the stand.”-As 5 lawyers walk up to the stand, Day 22 [69]“You’re going down, you son of a bitch. You’re going down for what you did to Flippa, no matter how good you look in that suit—no matter how good.”-Day 22 [70]“SO PHIL, I’M SORRY, BUT I WAS JUST DOING WHAT A GOOD PARENT WOULD DO!”-Day 22 [71]“Your honor, I was trimming the hedges.”-While footage plays of Charlie attempting to break into Chayanne's house with a chainsaw, Day 22 [72]“Maybe we can make this work.”-To Mariana, Day 22 [73]Bad: “You were gonna kill everyone??” Charlie: “Well not everyone, it’s just wired to detonate under the eggs!”-Day 22 [74]“It’s okay, Mariana can fix me.”-Day 22 [75]“You are perfect, Juanaflippa.”-Day 22 [76]“I think that sad tiktok we watched made me have feelings for you again… My one romantic weakness is tiktok edits.”-Day 22 [77]“No, Mariana, we have so much work to do.”-Day 22 [78]“Alright, you can put your Minecraft bed next to mine, I guess.”-Day 22 [79]“Go to [Mariana’s] chat, call him a wonderful wife and a cheating bitch…”-At the end of Charlie's stream, Day 22 [80]"I am going into the wilderness to find god. Please take care of our daughter"-On Twitter [81]"Are you fucking kidding me."-On Twitter, Responding to the clip of Flippa being killed by Mariana [82]Mariana: "We have to talk..."[83] Charlie: "I don’t even know who you are"-Replying on Twitter to Mariana's reponse [84]“I know parents are really just… ‘Adults are just grown-up kids’ right? But, I really wish I had more time to figure it out before I became a father.”-Day 26 [85]“It’s prettier out here than I deserve, to be honest.”-Day 26 [86]“Someone in chat asked what log is this, thanks for joining the stream, this is an obabab-o obam obama obaba go-goma…”-Day 26 [87]“I am kneading the dough. I am playing in the flour…I am fondling the yeast. Well, hey there sourdough, need someone to start ya? Boom, boom, boom! Pounding the sourdough. Absolutely pounding the sourdough in the kitchen.” -Day 26 [88]“Check your pants. What why? I don’t have to, like… Is my fly unzipped? No. You just cummed. Dude, that’s so awkward—but I get it! It was that good.”-Day 26 [89]“This is why Juanaflippa doesn’t let me cook anymore.”-Day 26 [90]“I’ve heard…that you’re now on the server! That’s wonderful, man! I’ve exiled myself! For murder!”-When Wilbur raided, Day 26 [91]“I’m pretty sure Mariana would have found me and said something if that shit was true. And say what you will about Mariana. But he loves Flippa, okay? He fucking loves Flippa. I know that much.”-Day 26 [92]“‘Bro is so deep in denial’ is that the name of this cave? Is that what this cave’s called?”-Day 26 [93]“Is she still gonna hate me? She’ll be alive, it doesn’t matter…if she hates me. She’s incredible and she will be loved, even if it’s not by me. Even if I fucked up.”-Day 26 [94]“Five nights at my daughter’s funeral.”-Day 27 [95]“’Check pirate cove?’ Where’s the music box? Should I put on the freddy mask?”-While flipping through the funeral security cameras, Day 27 [96]“’Ya callate?’ Don’t call my wife a ‘callate’ bro!”-When Bobby tells Mariana to "Ya callate" ("shut up already",) Day 27 [97]Mariana: “I have a bomb!” Charlie: “I think it runs in the family!”-Day 27 [98]Foolish: “Think we should just kill [Mariana]?” Charlie: “No don’t- That’s all I’ve got. He’s all I’ve got.”-Day 27 [99]“No, no, no, this is not how this is supposed to go! This is not how this is fucking supposed to go! He was supposed to bring one of them back!...Those are bicicletas! That’s it!”-Day 27 [100]“Juanaflippa, I’m sorry I let him be a really bad parent. The ball and chain was a little too loose.”-Day 27 [101]“Flippa, I need you to listen to me. You made me and Mariana the happiest we’ve ever been, okay?...And we’re just a bunch of fuckups--we’re just bunch of misclickers, but we love you so much, okay? We love you so, so much! And we will never stop!”-Day 27 [102]Charlie: “Have you been working out, sexy? I need to have el sexo de grief. El sexo de triste.” Mariana: “We need to have sex again!” Charlie: “We need to, it’s the only way.”-Day 27 [103]“We’re gonna have such sad- sad, big, hot, sad sex!”-Day 27 [104]Fit: “Don’t hurt yourself Mariana, you’re too sexy to die!” Charlie: “What did you just say about my wife??”-Day 27 [105]Mariana: “Okay, come…come with me.” Charlie: “I need a little foreplay first…”-Day 27 [106]“It’s hollow inside, like me now! Cool!"-When Mariana shows Charlie his Flippa statue, Day 27[107]Charlie:“That was really… Jesus… can you hit me once, too?” Foolish: “Yeah sure.” Charlie: “Oh… Sorry, what were you saying?”-Day 27[108]Foolish: “Maybe find a safer place?” Charlie: “I don’t think I really deserve that.”-Day 27[109]
“Q!Slimecicle is joining r/nofap!”-Jokingly after stream, Day 27[110]